Monday, October 6, 2008

Woman in cow costume arrested

Woman in cow costume arrested

By Jennifer Baker • jbaker@enquirer.com • September 30, 2008

MIDDLETOWN - A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.

Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.

Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.

About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.

Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states.

Run for your life, it's bacon!

Run for your life, it's bacon!

The Enquirer • October 6, 2008


WEST CHESTER – Maybe someone thinks he's a pig.

A suspicious envelope that prompted the evacuation of Congressman John Boehner’s local office turned out to be bacon, police said.

West Chester police officers, firefighters and the Butler County Bomb Squad were called to the office in the 7900 block of Cincinnati-Dayton Road around 4 p.m. Monday.

The office was evacuated for precautionary reasons and the bomb squad confiscated the envelope.

An x-ray later showed the envelope, which was believed to have been mailed from Georgia, contained bacon, police said.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Drugs, sex sign gets city council attention

Drugs, sex sign gets city council attention
By Cliff Radel August 6, 2008
The Cincinnati Enquirer

WALNUT HILLS – John Wallen’s controversial sign – pointing out “Drugs & Sex For Sale 24/7” near his apartment building on Churchill Ave. and calling for help from City Council to combat rampant drug-dealing and prostitution – attracted two forms of attention, one favorable and one unfavorable.

The favorable attention came in the form of a motion Councilmember Roxanne Qualls introduced at Wednesday’s City Council meeting.

The motion calls for: monthly trimming during warm-weather months of underbrush on city-owned property used by dozens of drug dealers to hide their wares near Churchill Avenue; closing down a near-by speakeasy, next to a day-care center; increasing lighting on the street; considering installation of a surveillance camera.

Qualls’ office arranged for the underbrush to be trimmed by city workers last week.
...

Before Wallen put up the sign, drug-dealers used the mailboxes in his apartment building as drug drops. The dealers and prostitutes also repeatedly broke into his basement and ran extension cords into the street to power their television sets while they waited for customers.

Such behavior intimidated Churchill’s law-abiding residents. The dealers and prostitutes do not live on the street.

The unfavorable attention to Wallen’s sign came in the form of thieves. They stole the $400 SOS shortly after Wallen unfurled it Friday from the second-story porches of his apartment building.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Assault with a deadly peanut?

Assault with a deadly peanut?
She's also accused of damaging car
By Lori Kurtzman • The Cincinnati Enquirer • July 22, 2008


Robyn Lee, 23, of Corryville, was charged with aggravated assault after being accused of trying to cram a peanut in the mouth of her allergic neighbor Saturday evening. Lee appeared in court Monday on the peanut charge and a related criminal damaging charge.

According to police and court records, Lee was riding in a car with a neighbor, Shenna Ferguson, just after 6 p.m., when she allegedly tried to put the peanut in Ferguson's mouth.

"I told her to stop because I was very (allergic) to peanuts," Ferguson wrote in an affidavit. "She laughed."

The women headed to the Tri-County Mall in Springdale, where Lee continued to taunt her, Ferguson said.

"She told me don't forget about the peanuts," Ferguson wrote. "Once she said that I shut up."

Lee allegedly threw peanuts at Ferguson when the women reached the mall. Ferguson went inside, then returned to her car to fetch an ATM card. She noticed Lee was stooped near Ferguson's gold Chrysler, "messing with my tires."

The windshield wipers were torn off, the car was keyed and the tires were deflated, Ferguson wrote.

A judge set Lee's bond at $5,000 and ordered her to stay away from Ferguson. There were no indications that Ferguson had suffered an allergic reaction after the alleged peanut attack.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Cops: Man photographed tanning nudes

Cops: Man photographed tanning nudes

By Jennifer Baker • jbaker@enquirer.com • June 23, 2008


COLERAIN TWP. – A 41-year-old man was charged over the weekend with snapping pictures of a naked woman in a tanning bed at a salon.

Jeffrey Barrier faces charges of disorderly conduct and obstructing official business, court records show.

He stood on a chair and took shots with his cell phone camera of the victim, 35, in a tanning room Saturday at Aloha Tanning, 3118 Springdale Rd., police wrote in court records.

When police found Barrier, he denied taking the pictures and said he had no camera.

But when police searched him, they discovered he had hidden the camera in his anus, records state.


Barrier is scheduled to go before a judge this morning.

The Enquirer will update this story as information develops.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Frozen pizza thefts net man 3 years

Frozen pizza thefts net man 3 years
BY THE ENQUIRER
June 15, 2008

HAMILTON -- A judge has sentenced a man to three years in prison for stealing 840 frozen pizzas over three years.

Butler County prosecutors say 47-year-old Steven Proffitt, of Fairfield, pleaded guilty last week in Hamilton to four counts of breaking and entering. Prosecutors say he also pleaded guilty to failure to comply with a police officer's order and falsification. Authorities say Proffitt cut locks off refrigerated trucks at Kraft Foods in Monroe in Southwest Ohio.

They say he loaded hundreds of pies into his pickup truck four times, starting in 2006. Monroe police say they chased Proffitt in his truck after a theft March 21, but he got away after crashing the truck.

They arrested Proffitt a few days later after he reported his truck stolen.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Beer-pong coach faces charges

Beer-pong coach faces charges

A Mason High School basketball coach was charged today in connection with a “beer pong” party at his home in January.

Michael J. Crotty – a longtime assistant coach for the boys basketball program at Mason – was charged with “knowingly allowing underage persons to remain at his residence while possessing or consuming alcohol,” according to charges filed this afternoon by Mason Police.

The party, which took place in January, included 19-year-olds who had graduated from Mason High School the previous year.

Crotty was not immediately available for comment.

Crotty was photographed at the party playing a drinking game called “beer pong” with the teenagers.

He will be summoned to Mason Municipal Court, said police, and will be arraigned on the charge, which is a first degree misdemeanor and could result in a six-month jail sentence if he is convicted.

The Enquirer will update this story as more information becomes available.


Thursday, May 29, 2008

Did he spray toes at library?

Um, the picture is good enough
Did he spray toes at library?

A Columbus man has been charged with crawling under a table at a library on University of Cincinnati’s campus, spraying a substance from a syringe on a woman’s shoes and then photographing them.

Dwight Pannell, 43, was booked into the county jail about midnight on charges of voyeurism, assault and criminal trespass, court records show.

In court this afternoon, Pannell was silent and kept his back mostly turned to reporters. His lawyer argued that Pannell’s alleged actions didn’t seem to warrant the charges against him.

Pannell is accused of sprinkling water on a woman’s foot, Pannell’s attorney said, and “how that can be an assault, I don’t know.”

Municipal Court Judge Dwane Mallory set Pannell’s bond at $75,000.

“There’s really no way to explain people’s fetishes,” said University of Cincinnati Police Capt. Karen Patterson this morning. “I’ve been in police work 24 years and I can’t explain it. I don’t know. It would take a psychologist or psychiatrist to explain it.”

The woman, a UC student, told police she was in the Langsam Library on Woodside Drive about 9 p.m. Wednesday when she spotted a suspicious-looking man walking around, records state.

Then, she heard a noise coming from under her table and felt something cold on her feet.

“When I looked down, the person was on his knee with the syringe,” she wrote in an affidavit filed with the court.

She immediately knew the man under her table was responsible for putting some sort of watery substance on her shoes, she wrote.

She ran for help to the person next to her, and he told her to go downstairs and tell security.

“Apparently, she did right thing,” Patterson said of the woman. “As soon as she felt something, she got up and ran away and contacted the police so we were able to catch him. It doesn’t appear there was any other victim.”

UC police arrested Pannell at the library and seized his camera, Patterson said.

He told police he was visiting the library and trying out his new camera. Police found images of the woman’s feet on it.

“He admitted taking pictures of her feet,” Patterson said. “He said he was doing so because it was a new camera.”

They also confiscated the syringe and plan to have its contents tested.

The UC incident was not Pannell's first problem in a library.

According to a July 18, 2000, story in the Enquirer, Pannell was accused of attacking a woman with a syringe at Ohio State University's main library. He was charged with assault and possession of criminal tools. The woman was treated at an area hospital and released.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Woman falls into restaurant

Woman falls into restaurant
BY JENNIFER BAKER
The Cincinnati Enquirer
May 9, 2008

DOWNTOWN - Police and fire crews responded to a report about 11:30 a.m. that a woman fell through an apartment floor and into a restaurant below on Walnut Street,

The woman was on the floor inside Trattoria Roma Restaurant, 609 Walnut St., emergency reports state. A manager said the woman appeared to be OK.

An ambulance was called to the scene.

The Enquirer will update this story as information develops.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Update: Toilet snoozer snoozing on a porch

WCPO May 2 2008

"Not" A Toilet, But Sleeping Man Arrested Again

Reported by: Lance Barry
Email: lance.barry@wcpo.com
Last Update: 2:04 pm
A man who has been arrested three times in recent days for allegedly sleeping on portable toilets was taken into police custody yet again for napping.

Early Friday morning, 46-year-old Gil Duff of Cincinnati was arrested by Deer Park Police after he fell asleep on the front porch of a woman's house on the 8100 block of Blue Ash Road.

Police said Duff was found passed out on the porch shortly after midnight. He is facing one count of criminal trespassing.

On Thursday, Duff was allegedly caught sleeping in the men's room at Chamberlain Park on Plainfield Road.

Before that Duff was arrested twice after he fell asleep on portable toilets at Bechtold Park.

In the first alleged instance, Duff was heard snoring by a passing police officer. A beer was found next to him according to police.

This most recent arrest means Duff has been arrested four times since April 23.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Toilet Snoozer Trilogy

Notice, all these take place within 2 weeks. Some drunk dude, thrice, has been found (who knows how) drunk and sleeping in a Port-o-potty.

Toilet snoozer arrested again

THE ENQUIRER
May 1, 2008
You can take a man off the toilet, but odds are good he’ll just find another one.

Notorious toilet snoozer Gil Duff was arrested again on the john Wednesday – that’s his third arrest in a bathroom in nine days – this time sleeping in the men’s room at Chamberlain Park in the 7600 block of Plainfield Road.

Duff’s previous arrests took place in a portable toilet in Sycamore Township’s Bechtold Park.

According to Wednesday’s arrest report, police got a call about an intoxicated man stumbling in the park at about 1 p.m. They found Duff, 45, sleeping in the men’s room and emitting a “strong odor of alcohol.”

Police say his speech was slurred and he needed help walking. They found a 40-ounce can of beer in his pocket.

As in the previous cases, Duff is charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

Toilet snoozer back again
BY LORI KURTZMAN
The Enquirer, April 28 2008

The lure of the portable toilet is strong.

At least it would seem that way for Gil Duff.

Just six days after a bike cop heard Duff snoring inside a port-a-potty and found the 45-year-old snoozing on the john – pants up, a beer by his side – Duff was once again back on the toilet.

Police arrested Duff at 3:45 this morning inside a portable toilet in Sycamore Township’s Bechtold Park, the same place they found him last Tuesday.

According to the arrest report, Duff was “found passed out and extremely intoxicated.”

The report noted that Duff was been warned “countless times” not to be drunk in the park.

Duff’s Tuesday arrest report stated that it was the third time he’d been seen passed out and intoxicated in public.

Duff was jailed on a charge of disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

Toilet snoozer arrested
BY LORI KURTZMAN | LKURTZMAN@ENQUIRER.COM
The Enquirer, April 23 2008

The unusual noise coming out of a portable toilet in Sycamore Township’s Bechtold Park caught the bike cop’s ear

When the officer popped open the door, here’s what he saw, according to the arrest report:

Gil Duff.

Sitting on the john.

Pants pulled up.

Snoring away.

An open beer can beside him.

The officer arrested Duff, 45, of Deer Park, on charges of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

The report said this the third time Duff’s been seen “passed out and intoxicated” in a public place.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Arrests easier than taking candy

I WILL make fun of this situation when I don't know the facts.

Arrests easier than taking candy
Wrapper trail leads police to group with baby
BY JENNIFER BAKER | JBAKER@ENQUIRER.COM
The Enquirer
April 11, 2008

How do you catch a suspect in a candy store break-in?

Follow the candy wrappers.


That's exactly what Cincinnati police did after the Peter Minges & Son candy store downtown was broken into early Thursday.

The trail led them to Christine Ruther, 19, of Green Township. She is charged with taking her newborn child along while she broke into the West Court Street store and swiped about $500 in candy, police said.

Ruther was charged with child endangering and breaking and entering. Also charged with breaking and entering were Terrance Ware, 18, of Northside; Rebecca Gamble, 18, of Blue Ash; and Dwight Reed, 22, of Walnut Hills.

The group was arrested a few blocks away at Fourth and Race streets after police followed a trail of candy and wrappers. Police said Ruther had her 7-week-old daughter with her.

Ruther told police she and her baby accompanied three people to the break-in and watched.

She also told officers they used the baby stroller to transport the candy.

Leslie Betts, manager of the 103-year-old family candy distributing business, said the quartet stole every kind of candy imaginable: "Reece cups, Skittles, Twizzlers, you name it."

Betts said that she learned about the break-in when Cincinnati police officers called her at home at around 1:30 a.m.

"You've been broken into," she said police told her. "We're guarding the Swedish fish. Hurry. Come down. We can't leave the store. It's wide open."

Police also called Ruther's mother, Amy Ruther, and asked her to come pick up the baby at District 1 police headquarters in the West End, Amy Ruther said.

She said she was shocked and upset over her daughter's arrest.

"She has some problems and we have been trying to help her for a long time through doctors," Amy Ruther said of her daughter. "When someone is that age you can't force them to do anything. People shouldn't make fun of the situation when they don't know the facts. She is a good person."

She said Christine Ruther and the baby live with her and her husband, but they haven't been able to reach Christine this week.

Amy Ruther said she doesn't think the break-in was planned because the baby was with her daughter.

"I love that baby. She is a beautiful baby," she said. "That's one thing: Christy did really take good care of that baby until now."

Brian Gregg, spokesman for Hamilton County Department of Job & Family Services, said the agency, which oversees children services and foster care, is investigating.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Detective finds lost pets

No shit, I know this guy. didn't know he was a pet detective though. Seems to me his dog does all the work though. Nice that Rudy made it home.
Detective finds lost pets
Indian Hill owner learns the joy of a dog returning home

Rudy had been missing for six days. The temperatures had dropped below freezing, leaving little hope that the 14-year-old, 25-pound dog had survived.

Owner Mindy Ellis was desperate.

"We searched the woods, we went to the humane society, I'd talked to groomers, the trash man, the mailman, friends, neighbors. Everyone gave up hope but me. They thought he'd gone away to die or been snatched up or eaten."

But the Indian Hill woman wasn't ready to give up on finding the little black Puli who loves people and is fiercely protective of his family.

She called the "pet detective." Yes, there really is such a thing. And he saved the day.

His name is Jim Berns. By day the College Hill man runs the wood and machine shop at the University of Cincinnati's architecture school. On evenings and weekends, Berns, 59, and his search dog Samantha - a 2-year-old Bluetick Coonhound - search for lost pets. They become heroes for people like Ellis.

"It's just amazing," Ellis said after Berns and Samantha found her dog in less than six minutes - a personal record for Samantha. "We were all just so impressed with him. I think if more people knew about him there would be so many more people who would find their pets."

At first, everyone thought Ellis was crazy. She had Googled the term "pet detective," not even certain that it was a real thing. "My husband thought I was insane," she said. "People thought I was crazy." But lo and behold, she found Berns, an actual pet detective, right here in Cincinnati.

Berns serves as the Cincinnati branch of Pet Search and Rescue, a California company started by Berns' daughter, Annalisa. He charges a base fee of $350 - slightly more if you live more than 30 minutes away.

He takes information from the pet owner, then he and Samantha begin their search.

On Saturday they arrived at Ellis' house at 9 a.m. It was day six of the search for Rudy.

They took Samantha to the place where Rudy was last seen - a broken backyard fence - and gave her a whiff of one of Rudy's toys. Samantha followed the scent of the little black dog to a neighbor's yard where the family had looked several times before. But this time, as they called Rudy's name, his little head popped up from a ditch and he barked.

He was pinned between a log and a fence in a neighbor's yard. He couldn't move his legs, but he was alive.

"I've never been so happy in my entire life!" said Ellis of the moment she saw her dog. "I was screaming 'That's my dog! That's my dog!"

That's part of the payoff for Berns.

"People I do this for are so appreciative," he said. "A lot of the time they start crying they're so happy."

He's been doing his "hobby" of pet detective work for about a year and averages about one search a weekend. Business has increased since several news stations picked up a story in November about Berns' search for a soldier's lost dog.

He was trying to get the dog home in time for the soldier's return home from Iraq.

Berns, who grew up on a farm with a litter of Bluetick Coonhounds, rescued Samantha from the pound a year ago and put her through training similar to what police dogs go through. He's working on training a second search dog, Chloe. They track the lost pet by scent, the way a police search dog would track a lost child or a fleeing suspect. She has a 30 to 40 percent success rate finding the lost pets. Sometimes they're alive, sometimes they're not.

Either way it is considered a successful mission.

"If you find a pet that's been killed or died, at least the owner has some closure. They know for sure what happened to the dog and you can put that behind you," Berns said. "We think it's a positive either way."

Rudy is not out of the woods yet. He stayed the rest of the weekend at a veterinarian's office in Bond Hill.

On Sunday he was still receiving IV fluids and couldn't move his back legs. He had a high temperature, but he was eating his food, Ellis said. She's unsure of his prognosis.

But no matter what happens, she has peace knowing her home-body of a dog who loves people and "just wants to be loved," was reunited with his family, she said.

After all, she had already done everything she could think of to do. Posters, searches, even a pet psychic, who told her Rudy was "near the house and couldn't move" but couldn't pin down the exact spot.

"I was ready to have a nervous breakdown. I cried every day," she said. "In my heart I felt he was here and close by."

She paid Berns $420. She got her dog back. It was worth every penny.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The crack was still cooking

Crackhead Thanksgiving?
The crack was still cooking
THE ENQUIRER
Nov 21, 2007

COLERAIN TWP. - A drug investigation ended Wednesday when Colerain Township police searched a home near Taylor Elementary and found a woman cooking crack cocaine in a bedroom.

Officers searched a house in the 10100 block of Windswept Drive around 3 p.m. and arrested Steven Heckman, 44, and Cynthia Rider, 44, according to Officer Andy Demeropolis.

When officers walked into the bedroom, the crack cocaine was still cooking in a pot, Demeropolis said.


Heckman was charged with two counts of trafficking in drugs in the vicinity of a school and the illegal manufacture of drugs.

Rider was charged with drug possession and illegal manufacture of drugs.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Cops: Beer-guzzling bandit

Cops: Beer-guzzling bandit
BY KIMBALL PERRY | KPERRY@ENQUIRER.COM
The Cincinnati Enquirer
Nov 15, 2007

Ronald Terry liked sipping suds when he was stealing stuff,
police said.

Empty beer cans and bottles led to his arrest and his possible fourth trip to a state prison.

Terry, 46, was arrested Wednesday and charged with two counts of robbery of an unoccupied in the 5200 block of Sidney Road in Green Township.

Police say Terry first broke into the home Aug. 25, entering through a rear basement door.

In that incident, various power tools were taken from the home. While the thief was there, police said he drank beer from a 16-ounce Milwaukee’s Best can.

Police know that because the crook left the can in the house. He also left his DNA on the beer can because his saliva was on the can where he drank from it.

The same house was broken into three days later and the crook took copper water piping from the basement.

This time, the crook again had a cold one because police found a King Cobra beer bottle inside the basement.

Police submitted the beer can and bottle to the Hamilton County coroner’s lab for DNA analysis and they told police the DNA belonged to Terry.

Terry was arrested at the Hamilton County Justice Center where he was being held while awaiting trial on theft and forgery charges. He lives in Clermont County’s Miami Township.

Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge John Burlew, noting Terry has been to prison three times and has 14 prior felony arrests, ordered him held on a $100,000 bond.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Police close Main Street after crowds

Dozens! of Teens! In public! No arrests! Scary!

Police close Main Street after crowds

The Cincinnati Enquirer
Nov 11, 2007


OVER-THE-RHINE Dozens of teens gathered in Over-the-Rhine’s Main Street night club area late Sunday, forcing Cincinnati police to call in extra help and temporarily closing off streets.

Cincinnati police scanners reported at approximately 10:45 p.m. that a crowd of youths from a nearby unidentified teen club had crowded into the intersection of Main and 12th streets, forcing police to close Main Street just north of Central Parkway.

No arrests were reported and police are continuing their investigation.

Monday, October 29, 2007

New law known as 'driver relief'

I'm pretty sure the first line of this article is the most racist thing I've ever read from a news reporter..."Since those who need to probably won't read this." Lovely. And if this isn't the most racist thing I've read, it's at least the most condescending. Biatch, I hope you can't hear your NPR.

New law known as 'driver relief'
Loud stereo will drain the wallet

BY EILEEN KELLEY | EKELLEY@ENQUIRER.COM
Oct 28, 2007

Since those who need to probably won't read this...

Here's a verbal approach the rest of you can use next time you're in the situation where the THUMP THUMP THUMP of a fellow driver's stereo washes out your child's nursery rhymes or the zingers from the "Car Talk" guys on PBS.

You know the ones - those with the car stereos that make your windows shake and cause loose change to fall off the dashboard. The ones who, no matter how long and how mean the stare you give them at the stoplight, just don't seem to get the message that their stereo drives you batty.

Well, take heed. Tougher penalties and the possibility of having that loud car towed are now in place in Cincinnati and they could be just the thing to save your sanity.

And your eardrums.

And the Car Talk guys' zingers.

City council last week voted to toughen the current code.

While it may take time for word to make its way to those who really do need to read this, should you care to give it a go with a verbal approach, may we suggest this:

Ahem. (Clear throat.) Excuse me.

Hello, excuse me. (Hmm, clearly not working. Let's try waving hands frantically and then turn wrist clockwise in a manner that simulates the rolling down of a window.

(It worked.)

Hello. Yes you. Can you - CAN YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC for just a minute.

Please.

Yes you. (A bit sheepish now.) You, the person with the cranked-up bass. Lovely song, by the way.

(Smile)

Thank you. Just wanted to pass on a tip from the city's friendly men in blue and members of Cincinnati City Council: Keep blaring that music while you tool around town and you could see your ride on the rear of a tow truck.

That's right.

Oh, you've been nabbed before?


But how much did it cost?

You see, Cincinnati police already go after noise violators to the tune of about 550 a year.

How many are repeat offenders isn't known, but some on city council are hoping that stiffer fines and the possibility of having the alleged offender's car towed will reduce the number of people who insist that everyone within a block of their ride wants to hear their song.

That is, if you can call THUMP THUMP THUMP a song.


The towing and added fines measure earned support of all city council members but David Crowley. All nine members on the council are up for re-election.

The measure was proposed by council members Leslie Ghiz and Cecil Thomas and penalties will include:

A $150 increase in the fine - to $250 for first-time offenders.

For those nabbed again within a year of their first conviction, the fine would be $350. A third time within a year of the first conviction? A $500 fine and the possibility of having the car towed. More fees for impounding and storage of the vehicle would apply and the fine must be paid to get back the car.

"It's garbage music," said Thomas. "The bottom line is we have people all over the city that are sick and tired of hearing that (booming) sound and that kind of language."

Laws regulating loud cars have been on the books since the late 1970s. In 1979, the fine was not less than $12 and not more than $25.

Prior to the change Wednesday, the maximum fine was $100. Now it's a mandatory $250 fine for a first offense. That might get people to think twice and not turn the volume knob so far to the right that a bup bup bup turns to a THUMP THUMP THUMP.

"I would think it would," said Thomas

Ghiz admitted the matter might seem trivial for a big city with more pressing problems, but said she hears loud stereo complaints frequently. Less than 24 hours after the adjustment to the ordinance was passed, Ghiz and Thomas said community feedback has been positive.

"I had a grandmother call me and say, 'Thank you thank you thank you,' Thomas said.

So there you have it. Remember, should you decide to spread the word to those who really do need to read this be sure and smile again as you pass the word along.

So thank you for your time and um, lovely song by the way.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

White Castle Day is Next Monday

At least the mayor has a sense of humor? This is mildly embarrassing for the city, but their coffee is the bomb, so you should go get some

White Castle Day Is Next Monday

Local12.com
Oct 10, 2007







It's a local favorite for those of us who sometimes have a greasy craving... or just want a quick cup of strong coffee.

Now White Castle has it's very own day.

Mayor Mark Mallory has declared Monday, October 15th "White Castle" Day in Cincinnati.

This year marks a big milestone for the slider.

White Castle has been a Cincinnati-area landmark for 80 years.

The first restaurant started serving up little square burgers on Walnut Street in 1927.

There are now 45 locations around the tri-state.

To celebrate their big day on Monday, White Castle will offer sliders for ten cents... but the limit is eight.

And coffee will only cost you five-cents that day.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Updated: New obstacle for Banks

TAKE THE FUCKING BUS! This article seriously infuriates me. I've been cursing about it all day. Share a ride! Carpool! Get a bike! Take the bus! Ask for better public transit instead of more shitty parking garages. You know what's cheaper than parking "a few blocks away"? Riding the bus. Splitting a tank of gas. Seriously. I hate you people
Updated: New obstacle for Banks

New development will mean less parking for downtown workers
BY JESSICA BROWN | JLBROWN@ENQUIRER.COM
October 9, 2007

Representatives from eight downtown business interests have sent another letter to Cincinnati City Council and Hamilton County Commissioners, this time complaining that the proposed Banks riverfront development will erase parking spaces now used by downtown workers.

Although the businesses say they support the development in general, they fear the project won't include enough parking for the people who work downtown.


County Commissioner Todd Portune urged his fellow elected leaders to "stay the course" and approve the Banks plans as proposed when it comes time to do so. Officials of the Banks Working Group did not return calls.

"It's certainly worth looking at and we need to review it," said Cincinnati Councilman Chris Bortz, "but I don't think that in and of itself is a reason to disapprove or approve this first phase of the development."

Many of people who work downtown choose to park in lots a few blocks away on the riverfront because it is cheaper than the downtown garages, according to the letter dated Friday.

However, those parking lots will become the construction site for the Banks and, although the project will include new parking garages, critics fear those spaces will be allocated to people using the Banks buildings and not enough will be saved for downtown business employees.

"Office buildings were developed in our (central business district) with significant reliance on the parking available at the riverfront," states the letter, noting that many garages for downtown businesses don't even have enough parking spots for the people who work there. Five buildings alone - Atrium I, Atrium II, 312 Walnut, PNC Center/Chemed Center and 309 Vine/Fourth & Vine Tower Complex - require an additional 7,000 parking spaces above what their garages offer, according to the letter

The letter notes that the high cost of downtown parking is a "major reason" some office tenants have chosen to relocate to the suburbs.

This is the third such letter that downtown businesses have sent to City Council about the project. Other letters have taken issue with proposed increases in the height and density of the development, and the possibility that the Banks will obstruct views of the river and the Cincinnati skyline.

The Banks is a proposed 18-acre mixed-use neighborhood district between Paul Brown Stadium and Great American Ball Park. Details of the project are being worked out and a development agreement with Atlanta companies Carter Real Estate and the Harold A. Dawson Co. is not yet final.

However, developers still estimate an end-of-the-year ground-breaking. The city's Economic Development Committee is expecting to vote Oct. 23 on the increases in the height and density. A hearing date for a joint city/county vote on the development agreement is expected to be announced this week.

Businesses that signed the letter are: American Financial Group Inc., Scripps Center, Western and Southern Life Insurance Co., Al Neyer Inc., Hines Interests Ltd. Partnership, Fourth & Vine Tower, the Capital Investment Group, and Swan Consulting and Design.

Professor's office raided

Oh no! Not a naked woman! ANYTHING but a naked woman!
Professor's office raided

BY CLIFF PEALE | CPEALE@ENQUIRER.COM
October 9, 2007

Hamilton County Park District Rangers raided a professor’s office at the University of Cincinnati’s Raymond Walters College Monday as part of an investigation into a class project that filmed a nude model in Sharon Woods park.

The rangers took computers and other media items from the office, home and car of Michael Sanders, director of electronic media at Raymond Walters in Blue Ash, according to Capt. Rick Spreckelmeier.

In a statement, Spreckelmeier said:

“As part of a school film project, a class from University of Cincinnati’s Raymond Walters Branch had been given permission to film in Sharon Woods on August 22, 2007. When the duty Ranger checked on the group, it was discovered that the class, led by Michael Sanders, was filming at least one nude subject. The group then quickly left the park.

“In an attempt to ascertain if any criminal activity took place in conjunction with the filming, a copy of the tape was requested from Mr. Sanders. To this point, Mr. Sanders has been uncooperative.

Rangers consulted with the Hamilton County prosecutor’s office and obtained a search warrant for Sanders’ home, his vehicles and the offices of the Electronic Media Communications Department at Raymond Walters.

In a park district incident report, the ranger says that he walked to Gorge Trail to check on the group at about 11 p.m. to see how much longer they would be in the park.

“As I looked down in the creek, I could see an unknown female who was not wearing any clothing,’’ the ranger states. “She was facing away from me wearing only a pair of black wings.’’

After the ranger questioned Sanders and fellow UC professor Lou Olenick, Sanders “stated that he told them it was a mythological tale,” according to the report.

Later the model had put on clothes and the class left Sharon Woods about 11:45 p.m., the report said.

UC spokesman Greg Hand said the park rangers contacted the university several weeks ago seeking help in investigating the incident. The university contacted Sanders, who declined to cooperate, Hand said.

The investigation is continuing. No charges have been filed.

Sanders did not respond to calls at his home or office this morning. Olenick referred calls to a college spokeswoman.