Designated driver 15-year-old son

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Designated driver 15-year-old son
THE ENQUIRER

An Anderson Township man is accused of having a special designated driver – his 15-year-old son.

Steven Ray Green, 41, was the front-seat passenger in a car pulled over at 2:20 a.m. today in Anderson Township because it was crossing over out of its lane.

When the car was pulled over, Green was in the passenger seat with an open beer, police said. Police also said they found marijuana on him and in the car.

They also said they found his underage son behind the wheel.

“(Green) stated that he took his 15-year-old son to a liquor establishment located on Kellogg Road. Several hours later, (Green) then has his 15-year-old son operate a motor vehicle from the liquor establishment at app(roximately) 2 a.m.,” police records note.

Green is charged with child endangering, drug possession, possessing drug paraphernalia and having an open container of alcohol.

He is expected in court Thursday.