Toilet Snoozer Trilogy

Notice, all these take place within 2 weeks. Some drunk dude, thrice, has been found (who knows how) drunk and sleeping in a Port-o-potty.

Toilet snoozer arrested again
THE ENQUIRER
May 1, 2008
You can take a man off the toilet, but odds are good he’ll just find another one.

Notorious toilet snoozer Gil Duff was arrested again on the john Wednesday – that’s his third arrest in a bathroom in nine days – this time sleeping in the men’s room at Chamberlain Park in the 7600 block of Plainfield Road.

Duff’s previous arrests took place in a portable toilet in Sycamore Township’s Bechtold Park.

According to Wednesday’s arrest report, police got a call about an intoxicated man stumbling in the park at about 1 p.m. They found Duff, 45, sleeping in the men’s room and emitting a “strong odor of alcohol.”

Police say his speech was slurred and he needed help walking. They found a 40-ounce can of beer in his pocket.

As in the previous cases, Duff is charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

Toilet snoozer back again
BY LORI KURTZMAN
The Enquirer, April 28 2008

The lure of the portable toilet is strong.

At least it would seem that way for Gil Duff.

Just six days after a bike cop heard Duff snoring inside a port-a-potty and found the 45-year-old snoozing on the john – pants up, a beer by his side – Duff was once again back on the toilet.

Police arrested Duff at 3:45 this morning inside a portable toilet in Sycamore Township’s Bechtold Park, the same place they found him last Tuesday.

According to the arrest report, Duff was “found passed out and extremely intoxicated.”

The report noted that Duff was been warned “countless times” not to be drunk in the park.

Duff’s Tuesday arrest report stated that it was the third time he’d been seen passed out and intoxicated in public.

Duff was jailed on a charge of disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

Toilet snoozer arrested
BY LORI KURTZMAN | LKURTZMAN@ENQUIRER.COM
The Enquirer, April 23 2008

The unusual noise coming out of a portable toilet in Sycamore Township’s Bechtold Park caught the bike cop’s ear

When the officer popped open the door, here’s what he saw, according to the arrest report:

Gil Duff.

Sitting on the john.

Pants pulled up.

Snoring away.

An open beer can beside him.

The officer arrested Duff, 45, of Deer Park, on charges of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

The report said this the third time Duff’s been seen “passed out and intoxicated” in a public place.