Cincinnati news: WTF?

Cincinnati news is not always newsworthy. This is a collection of ACTUAL local news stories from the Cincinnati area, reporting the absurd, the irrelevant, and the embarrassing events from The Queen City. These are all REAL news stories from REAL news sources!!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Woman in cow costume arrested

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Woman in cow costume arrested By Jennifer Baker • jbaker@enquirer.com • September 30, 2008 MIDDLETOWN - A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to...
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Run for your life, it's bacon!

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Run for your life, it's bacon! The Enquirer • October 6, 2008 WEST CHESTER – Maybe someone thinks he's a pig. A suspicious envelope ...
Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Drugs, sex sign gets city council attention

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Drugs, sex sign gets city council attention By Cliff Radel August 6, 2008 The Cincinnati Enquirer WALNUT HILLS – J ohn Wallen’s controversi...
Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Assault with a deadly peanut?

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Assault with a deadly peanut? She's also accused of damaging car By Lori Kurtzman • The Cincinnati Enquirer • July 22, 2008 Robyn Lee, 2...
Monday, June 23, 2008

Cops: Man photographed tanning nudes

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Cops: Man photographed tanning nudes By Jennifer Baker • jbaker@enquirer.com • June 23, 2008 COLERAIN TWP. – A 41-year-old man was charged o...
Sunday, June 15, 2008

Frozen pizza thefts net man 3 years

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Frozen pizza thefts net man 3 years BY THE ENQUIRER June 15, 2008 HAMILTON -- A judge has sentenced a man to three years in prison for steal...
Thursday, June 12, 2008

Beer-pong coach faces charges

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Beer-pong coach faces charges BY MICHAEL D. CLARK The Cincinnati Enquirer, June 12, 2008 A Mason High Scho...
Thursday, May 29, 2008

Did he spray toes at library?

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Um, the picture is good enough Did he spray toes at library? BY JENNIFER BAKER AND LORI KURTZMAN The Enquirer, May 29, 2008 ...
Friday, May 9, 2008

Woman falls into restaurant

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Woman falls into restaurant BY JENNIFER BAKER The Cincinnati Enquirer May 9, 2008 DOWNTOWN - Police and fire crews responded to a report abo...
Friday, May 2, 2008

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Update: Toilet snoozer snoozing on a porch WCPO May 2 2008 "Not" A Toilet, But Sleeping Man Arrested Again Reporte...
Thursday, May 1, 2008

Toilet Snoozer Trilogy

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Notice, all these take place within 2 weeks. Some drunk dude, thrice, has been found (who knows how) drunk and sleeping in a Port-o-potty. T...
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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Arrests easier than taking candy

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I WILL make fun of this situation when I don't know the facts. Arrests easier than taking candy Wrapper trail leads police to group with...
Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Detective finds lost pets

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No shit, I know this guy. didn't know he was a pet detective though. Seems to me his dog does all the work though. Nice that Rudy made i...
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The crack was still cooking

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Crackhead Thanksgiving? The crack was still cooking THE ENQUIRER Nov 21, 2007 COLERAIN TWP. - A drug investigation ended Wednesday when Cole...
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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Cops: Beer-guzzling bandit

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Cops: Beer-guzzling bandit BY KIMBALL PERRY | KPERRY@ENQUIRER.COM The Cincinnati Enquirer Nov 15, 2007 Ronald Terry liked sipping suds when ...
Sunday, November 11, 2007

Police close Main Street after crowds

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Dozens! of Teens! In public! No arrests! Scary! Police close Main Street after crowds The Cincinnati Enquirer Nov 11, 2007 OVER-THE-RHINE D...
Monday, October 29, 2007

New law known as 'driver relief'

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I'm pretty sure the first line of this article is the most racist thing I've ever read from a news reporter..."Since those who ...
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

White Castle Day is Next Monday

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At least the mayor has a sense of humor? This is mildly embarrassing for the city, but their coffee is the bomb, so you should go get som...
Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Updated: New obstacle for Banks

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TAKE THE FUCKING BUS! This article seriously infuriates me. I've been cursing about it all day. Share a ride! Carpool! Get a bike! Take ...

Professor's office raided

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Oh no! Not a naked woman! ANYTHING but a naked woman! Professor's office raided BY CLIFF PEALE | CPEALE@ENQUIRER.COM October 9, 2007 Ham...
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